Sunday, October 16, 2016

Opposite of Yikes!

So two weeks ago, I made this post about how Illinois, Chiefs and my fantasy teams went a combined 0-4.

This week, Illinois gets their first conference win under Lovie.
The Avs win their season opener, a 6-5 thriller against the defending Western Conference winner Dallas Stars.
My fantasy teams look like they're going 2-0.
And the Chiefs win in Oakland, extending their Raiders streak to 4 games, and getting back in to the AFC race.

Raiders at 5-1 and Chiefs at 2-3 is so, so, so much different than Raiders at 4-2 and Chiefs at 3-2. Feelsgoodman.jpg

AFC Race

6 teams up there with 2 losses. Feels good.

I'll say Patriots is the 1 seed.
Steelers hold on for the 2 seed.
Chiefs/Broncos is 3 and 5.
Texans are 4 seed
Bills are 6 seed.

Those Chiefs vs Broncos games are going to be huge.

Monday, October 10, 2016

What a $15 Win!

Mac had Olsen on the Panthers in MNF.

With 4 minutes to go, I'm only up 1/2 a point. Any pass to Olsen and Mac takes it.

But the Panthers punt without completing it to him. And then a miracle of miracle drives for the Bucs, complete with Aguayo actually making a kick. Incredible.

Saturday, October 08, 2016

Once More Into The Breach

So Republicans are finally jumping off the Trump bandwagon. A little late, eh? But they see the writing on the wall and want to be on the right side of history. 

So Condoleezza Rice cracks and says Trump should withdraw. But look at the top comments. 

This got me thinking. The last time I talked about politics, I went through the Republican Party's entire platform and outlined how I disagreed with everything. But I didn't like the resulting conclusion, that I'm basically tied to one party. And the above comments is the reason why. 

These people, and there are many, many of them, are so loyal to their party and this Trump movement that they would support and rationalize ANYTHING. There is no Trump scandal on earth that could make his supporters question their position. 

And look, I sort of get it. With Supreme Court seats on the line, and the amount of power that the White House can hold, it would take a lot for me to vote for a party where I disagree with all their key issues. But if the roles were reversed, and Trump was a Democrat and Pence was the Republican...there is absolutely no way I would vote for Trump. I might disagree with a Pence White House on just about everything. But Trump is everything from dangerous to embarrassing to hateful. 

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That said, as of this moment, the election is exactly one month away. There is no way for Trump to win. The next month is going to be ugly. There is one month for people to be on the right side of history. It will be curious to see how many people continue to support him. And how many states he actually wins. I know it doesn't matter. But it's just embarrassing. I mean, I know he'll get Alabama and West Virginia and Wyoming and similar states. But goddamn, to have that on your permanent record? Yikes. 

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Here's the really sad thing though. Even after Hillary wins, it's still kind of a lose-lose. Trump can launch his own news network and have Hannity on for four hours a night (or just show up on Hannity's show, same difference.) Meanwhile, Hillary is going to have to govern and it's going to be a fucking pain in the ass. 

Republican Congress is going to do everything they can to make her look bad and not accomplish anything. 40% of the population already hates her. The Hillary version of "Thanks Obama" is going to be 10 times as hateful. It's going to stay ugly. 

Gladwell had an interesting podcast about how when a door is open to outsiders, it is generally closed right away and doesn't work out that well for the first person through. 

Seriously, Hillary is going to win and then six months in her approval rating will be under 50% no matter what she does. But hey, better than the alternative. 

Friday, October 07, 2016

Monday, October 03, 2016

holy shit, is it 5777 already?

Already everybody, get out your shofar because 

it's time to blow.


Both of my fantasy teams lost this week dropping from 2-1 to 2-2.
The Chiefs lost this week in embarrassing fashion, dropping from 2-1 to 2-2.
The Illini also lost, but they were only 1-2, now 1-3.

In conclusion, not great.

Sunday, October 02, 2016

Entering the Spin Zone

So I'm sitting here watching the Chiefs be embarrassed on national TV thinking about how terrible this is...thinking about anyway to spin this.

Here's the best that I've got.

Two years ago in week 4, a 2-1 team went on the road and got embarrassed in prime time. The winning team that night was the Chiefs. The losing team that night was the Patriots. They would go on to win the Super Bowl.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

I try not to ask for too many things in life. But a Broncos loss and a Chiefs victory tomorrow would be really nice.

Of course now that I've said it, the chance of it happening go down. How the hell do I reverse jinx this...

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

I've talked myself into this: Only one of Colts/Texans will make the playoffs.

So I've got Pats, Steelers, Bengals, Chiefs, Broncos and the AFC South winner in. Whew. Don't have to worry about that anymore.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Projecting the AFC Playoff Race

Considering I bet on the Chiefs to win the AFC Championship this year, I thought it would be interesting to take a look at the AFC playoff picture...after one week.

Good Teams

The Patriots are going to be really good. Already won one of their toughest games, on the road, without Brady.

The Steelers figure to be good as well. Two great RBs, a great QB, the best WR, plus they usually play good D.

The Bengals struggled but still figure to be good.

The Colts lost but should be good.

The Texans won, and Osweiler looks like he could be their missing piece.

Even the Jaguars looked good against Green Bay.

Chiefs, Broncos and Raiders all had to come back, but all did so. At this point, I think you still have to go Broncos, Chiefs, Raiders in that order.

I just named 9 good teams fighting for 6 playoff spots.

Bad Teams

Chargers. They lost Allen and a game they should have won. Bad start.

Browns. Bad.

Titans. Going to Struggle.

Frisky Teams

Jets, Bills, Dolphins, and Ravens will win some games, I'm penciling them in for between 5-11 and 8-8.

Playoff Predictions

Let's go ahead and write off the Jaguars. Too many other real good teams.

The Pats will win their division and a bye.

I'm guessing Steelers win the North.

Colts and Texans could be close.

I don't know who wins the West.

My gut says the Raiders are still a year away.

So I've got Pats and Steelers in.

And these five fighting for four spots: Bengals, Colts, Texans, Chiefs, Broncos.

One of these 7 teams isn't making the playoffs.

The only one who lost this week was the Colts, but I'm not writing them off. These games are going to be huge. Starting with...Chiefs v Texans this Sunday.

Anatomy of a Comeback: Chiefs Erase 21 Point Deficit

The Chiefs opened their season at home against the Chargers. Last year the Chargers went 4-12 and the Chiefs had won 4 in a row against San Diego coming in to today. The Chiefs were 7 point favorites.

After three possessions for each team, the score was 21-3 San Diego. Touchdown drives of 75, 80 and 38. No turnovers yet for either team. Just one team struggling on offense including a -18 yard drive. And the other team marching down the field at will.

The Chiefs defense finally got one stop after a punt pinned the Chargers inside their 10, but the Chiefs offense was unable to get anything going.

Rivers was 16 of 20 in the first half, 151 yards, 1 td, 0 int. There was no pass rush or coverage. He was completing everything. His #1 receiver, Keenan Allen went down right before the end of the first half.

Halftime: Chargers 21, Chiefs 3

The Chiefs first drive of the second half? -4 yards.

With 6 minutes to go in the 3rd, the Chargers tacked on a field goal. 24-3.

At this point, it looked like not only would the Chiefs lose this game, but it looked like their season was spiraling out of control. They looked so bad. If the Chargers were rolling through them like this, a team like Denver or Carolina could put up 50. And the Chiefs offense was no better. Alex Smith looked afraid to throw, taking sacks he shouldn't have. It was a mess.

It was time to unleash everything.

On the first play of the drive Smith goes deep to Ware. 45 yard completion.

But moments later, it's 4th and 5 at the SD 25. They're in field goal range but 3 points isn't good enough. Down three touchdowns, Reid goes for it with 4 minutes to go in the 3rd quarter. Complete to Kelce. And two plays later, the Chiefs get their first TD, a screen pass to the rookie Hill.

I'm looking at the clock, 24-10 in the 3rd quarter isn't impossible anymore. You can get two stops and two scores, but little margin for error. And as I'm thinking this, Rivers completes a 38-yard pass and the Chargers in the red zone. A TD puts this game basically out of reach.

Chiefs D gets a stop and the Chargers settle for 3.

13 minutes to go. Chargers 27, Chiefs 10.

There's so much in football to explain to children. I'm telling the boys about that there's four quarters, and now that we're in the last quarter so there's only 13 minutes to go and the Chiefs are losing by 17 so they need to get 7 points very quickly when Alex Smith throws an interception. It was a really incredible play by Verrett. And that's when I think it's finally over.

The Chargers have the ball at our 44. They gain 8 yards on three plays and settle for a field goal attempt. Except they miss the 54-yarder. So we start on our own 44. The interception only cost us a minute and a half. Still alive, barely.

11 minutes to go. Chargers 27, Chiefs 10.

The Chiefs start a drive and I'm getting flashbacks to the playoff game against the Patriots. The one where the Chiefs were down two scores but take 10 minutes to get one touchdown and leave no time to get the ball back.

This time, the Chiefs go no huddle. They convert another 4th down. In the game, that's 5/14 on 3rd down, but 2/2 on 4th down.

And then Smith throws a perfect ball to Maclin at the pylon. Back shoulder throw and catch that I see Brady do all the time. It was amazing.

Even more amazing, there's over 9 minutes left. The whole interception, missed field goal, drive down the field only took a little over 3 minutes. It's a 10-point game with 9 to play.

First play for the Chargers is a 20 yard pass. But then they run it twice and can't pick up the 3rd down conversion. So they're punting.

KC takes over at their own 23 with 6:49 to go. Again, thinking back to the playoff game. We need to score quickly.

Chiefs convert two third downs on the drive but not three. They settle for a field goal from the SD 15, but 3 minutes left and Chiefs have two timeouts.

Run up the middle, 2 yards.
Pass right, -2 yards.
Pass left, no gain.

3 and out. And the punt, my god the punt!

Rookie Drew Kaser punting from his on 25, kicks it short and wobbly across midfield, but it bounces backward, rolling until it stops at the SD 42. A 17-yard punt.

After losing the whole game, the Chiefs had 1:49 and one timeout to go 42 yards.

From the 32, Smith fires down to the field. Placing it perfectly for Maclin. Completion plus penalty. Ware would rush it in on the next play.

Andy Reid, famed for not being able to manage the clock, had just scored 24 points in the last 17 minutes. Still has a timeout even.

1 minute to go. Chargers 27, Chiefs 27.

Now here's what I was worried about. It's very easy to make a few plays and get into field goal range. With the touchback, the Chargers had 1:03 from their own 25.

Dee Ford picked a good time to get the Chiefs first and only sack of the day. San Diego would punt on this drive as well ending regulation.


The Chiefs win the toss. I'm explaining to Brit how overtime isn't sudden death anymore when the Chargers are offside on the kickoff. KC starts at the 30.

And then Smith pulls this out of his ass. On the run, the ball traveling 30 yards in the air perfectly placed for Ware. Jesus.

They convert a 3rd down to Kelce and go back to him later for this beauty.

At this point, a field goal is a gimme. But they want to end this. Ware sets up a 3rd and goal from the 2. I was thinking if they don't get it in, would Reid go for it on 4th down from the 1 in OT? Or kick the field goal?

But he didn't have to. Because of Alex Smith.

Biggest comeback in franchise history. The Chiefs and Broncos are 1-0.

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KC Possessions

Field Goal
Field Goal

SD Possessions

Field Goal
Field Goal
Missed Field Goal

The KC defense gave up 5.25 points per drive in the first half, not counting the kneel down.
The KC defense gave up .85 points per drive in the second half.

The KC offense scored .6 points per drive in the first half.
The KC offense scored 4.28 points per drive in the second half and overtime.

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Over the last 21 minutes of regulation here were the possessions:

Field Goal
Missed Field Goal
Field Goal

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It's now a 5 game winning streak against the Chargers.

Sunday, September 04, 2016

Winners and Losers from College Football Week 1


A home game against Western Michigan. Down one late in the game, the QB is about to run it in for the winning touchdown. And he fumbles on the one-foot line. Hilarious.

Which is worse? Losing as a #5 team to an unranked Wisconsin? Or losing your cool and doing a cheap shot that makes you look classless?

They lost 26-11 to West Virginia in the Redneck Bowl.

Remember when people thought Oklahoma should go to the playoffs? Me either.

The actually beat App. St. but it wasn't pretty. Should have lost. Their fall from grace will be coming any week now.


They dismantled a ranked team. You can pencil them in the title game now.

Were down 14-24 against North Carolina, but had a nice comeback to win comfortably.

Lovie Smith now has the greatest winning percentage in college football history. Gets to face North Carolina and Western Michigan in the next two weeks. Win one of those and we're talking bowl games. Win both and watch out Alabama.

Not only made a national case for their playoff hopes by beating Oklahoma but probably secured an entrance to the Big12.

Turned the Rocky Mountain Showdown against CSU into a Rocky Mountain Beatdown, 44-7.

Saturday, September 03, 2016

Hot Take Alert: Bradford to Vikings

Bradford is trash.
A QB can't learn a new system in a week.
The Vikings did this before with Josh Freeman and started him before he was ready, never giving him a real chance.
This will still be a wasted season and they gave up a first round pick that could be useful when Bridgewater comes back.