Tuesday, December 25, 2007

pacific picks

pats -14.5
bills +7.5
tampa +2.5
bengals -2.5
washington -9
packers -3.5
jags +6
steelers -3.5
seahawks +2.5
49ers +10.5
colts +6.5
bears +2.5
vikings -3 (LOCK)
chargers -7.5
cards -5.5
jets -6

Monday, December 24, 2007


I'm off to Pasadena! (And greater LA and a day in Vegas for Beatles' Love as well) I'll be back on Jan. 3rd.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

wow--I just got fucking BLOWN OUT

hey, it's better to make the Super Bowl and lose than not make it at all. but jesus, this was the 1989 Niners over the Broncos.

I've got to give Mark his due, he played like a champion today. At some point I'll calculate if any of the other playoff teams could have beaten Mark, and I'll photoshop a trophy together for Mark. Today is his day.

Adding insult to injury, the Lions stomped the Chiefs, so everything's coming up Mark.

Friday, December 21, 2007

happy holidays from dave, brittany & rocky

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Merry Christmas from P-Town

And I'm off to get this holiday started in beautiful Peoria, Illinois! If I win Construda Super Bowl I, I'll probably make a boastful post about it. If not, see you in 2 weeks!

(actually, there will be at least one more post before christmas, as well as my week 17 picks if i can handle it, so still check the site occasionally)

Home of Construda Super Bowl I

(click for delicious detail)

Last Time They Met

This isn't the first time that "Going for it on 4th and Shlong" and "Hoagie Middle East" are meeting this season. They first played in Week 5. At the time, "Going for it" was mired in an early season slump and had to travel all the way to play at Hoagie Middle East. Still, they only lost by 10 points.

Westbrook and Boldin were on a bye for "Going for it" and Brees still hadn't found his magic. The two big players were Vincent Jackson and Steve Smith, neither of which can be found on the roster today.

For "Hoagie Middle East", Addai was sitting out on his bye week, but Jacobs (drafted by "Going for it"), Burress, and Fitzgerald made up for Kitna and Santonio Holmes doing nothing.

It's hard to beat a team twice in one season, but reportedly, the coach for "Hoagie Middle East" is guaranteeing victory. He said, "We just beat "Burnsy Rules" for the second time this season. What should make me think differently this week? We haven't lost at home all year. We think it's the 8 hour time difference that really gives us an edge, as well as superior players. I'm predicting 11 points out of Jeff Reed. If our mediocre kicker can get more than 10 points, we won't lose. I hear Westbrook is afraid of the end zone, anyway. With that phobia, "Going for it on 4th and Shlong" can't win against my men."

He went on to say he didn't think the other team had the balls to refute his claims.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

picks, locks, sportsbook

i suck it at all.

Invested: $300
Current: $0

Invested: $100
Current: $.27

$100 on the Pats again.

I'm 9-6 on locks, with 2 weeks to go. That would put me at 7th in the AFC, which isn't good enough to go to the playoffs.

This week I'm going with
Cardinals -10 over Falcons.

Steelers -7.5 over Rams
Panthers +10.5 over Cowboys
Browns -3 over Bengals
Packers -8.5 over Bears
Texans +7 over Colts
Lions -5 over Chiefs
Pats -22 over Fins
Bills +3 over Giants
Jags -13 over Raiders
Eagles +3 over Saints
Vikings -6.5 over Redskins
Cardinals -10 over Falcons
Jets +8.5 over Titans
Bucs -6 over 49ers
Chargers -8.5 over Broncos

tale of the tape: GFIO4AS vs HME

dave vs mark



Power Ranking

Draft Slot

Points Scored

underdog_____favored by 9

QB, K, DST_____RB, WR, TE

Players that used to be on opponents roster
none_____Jacobs, Warner


Studs that stunk that allowed them to be here

Chances of winning

Standings after Week 6

Standings from Week 7 to Week 14

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Construda Super Bowl Media Day Interview #2

Interview with "Hoagie Middle East"

1. What was your draft strategy and what were highlights and lowlights on draft day?

My draft strategy was to get two top RBs, then a WR, and then a QB. I wanted the receiver before the QB because we're starting 3 WRs in this league. I mapped out the positions that I wanted in each round, and then took who I thought was the best player at that position. I didn't go for best available player.

Some highlights were getting Addai (whom I ranked #3) at the 7 spot and Laurence Maroney in the 2nd round. He turned out to be a dud, though. I was also happy to get Kitna in the round when I wanted a QB. I thought highly of him and he fit perfectly with my rankings and draft plan.

The biggest lowlight for me, on draft day, was in round 3. I wanted a WR and Steve Smith still hadn't been taken. I had him very high on my list. Of course, he got taken by Matt the pick before me, so I ended up with Larry Fitzgerald. Other than that, I was quite happy with my draft.

2. What were your best in-season moves?

As has already been reported by Hoagie Central, I made some good trades based on strong waiver wire use. I picked up Kevin Jones and Santonio Holmes when they were hot, then traded them to Matt for Randy Moss. I also had space to pick up an injured Andre Johnson and stash him on the bench for a few weeks. That could be my favorite in-season move. Same thing with an injured Brandon Jacobs.

However, my best move was picking up Kurt Warner and starting him last week when I was so close to sticking with Kitna. Without that move, we're not talking about "Hoagie Middle East" in the Super Bowl.

3. Any mistakes or regrets this season?

Maybe I stuck with Kitna too long, but I can't complain. After all, I am in the Super Bowl.

4. How do you feel about your chances in the Super Bowl against Dave?

Love 'em. I've got a strong team.

5. Any other thoughts on the season in general?

Talk to me after the game.

Construda Super Bowl Media Day Interview #1

Interview with "Going for it on 4th and shlong"

1. What was your draft strategy and what were highlights and lowlights on draft day?

I definitely wanted a QB early and didn't care about my defense. I didn't plan on getting a kicker early, but I wanted Gostkowski and he was there in 11 so I took him.

Westbrook is my only true highlight. Brees has done well recently, but started off really bad. Low-lights include McNair, Panthers D, V Jackson, D Williams, D Stallworth...

The highlight/lowlight is getting Adrian Peterson in the 9th round...and then trading him away before he went off in week 1, and throughout the year.

2. What were your best in-season moves?

I picked up a lot of studs on waivers: Welker, Earnest Graham, Colston and Colts D. I was also able to snag Bowe after Kirat dropped him, enabling me to dump Steve Smith on him, which was the best move I made, enabling me to beat him in the playoffs.

3. Any mistakes or regrets this season?

Hmmm...Trading Peterson for Steve Smith was a bad idea. I wish I would have been better prepared for injuries. I wish I would have gotten a better backup QB to survive the lean Brees days.

4. How do you feel about your chances in the Super Bowl against Mark?

I think it will be real close. We both have players that are boom or bust, so it will likely come down to who has that extra touchdown.

5. Any other thoughts on the season in general?

I wish there would have been more trades, and I wish that half of the teams didn't stop paying attention. I think that I got really lucky to be in that division and even then I barely made it to the playoffs. I also think it's crazy that a team with LT & Romo and a team with Brady both lost in the playoffs.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Week 15 picks

Week 15
Dave: 4-11 = Down $140
Mark: 10-4 = Up $120
Sports Guy: 6-10 = Down $80
Sports Gal: 7-9 = Down $40

On the Season
Dave: 103-110-10 = Down $140
Mark: 89-108-10 = Down $380
Sports Guy: 102-113-9 = Down $220
Sports Gal: 118-97-9 = Up $420

Mark trusting himself to make crappy picks, gets TOM to come through with the best picks of the week.

Construda Super Bowl Lineup Analysis

Mark has 8 drafted players still on his roster, myself only 5. But all of mine are starting, and he has 4 currently on the bench. We both have one player acquired via trade, his much better. And although I've shuffled the deck more than anyone, my super bowl starters have been on my roster for a while.

I'm 8-1 since adding Colston. Mark is 7-1 since trading for Moss.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Construda Playoffs: So Much To Talk About

What a game. Back and forth. The Bears D kept getting turnovers but couldn't hang on to their lead.

And it came down to 2 points.

Any of Kirat's substitutions would have made the difference.

Cutler for Romo. Jackson for Jones. Mason for Smith.
That last one turned out to be huge. The biggest trade of the year was dumping Steve Smith.

And yes, if Kirat had rested his starters last week, he would have faced Mark, and would have tied at 93.

Thankfully, Westbrook's decision to kneel at the one didn't cost me the game.

And of course, Mark had the chance to (effectively) eliminate me from the playoffs by benching his studs against Rishi.

All that said, congrats to Kirat on a well-played season, and I look forward to battling him again next year.

one more subplot...

I almost forgot...it's very fitting that Kirat is relying on the Bears D to advance to the Super Bowl. He took them in the 6th round, as the first defense off the board. Currently they stand as the 13th best scoring D. We'll see if that 6th round pick paid off...in just about a half hour.


So here's the deal, remember back in July when I said that I was getting back on foodasfuel™...you know I was just bullshitting, right? I mean, come on.

But this time I mean it. I think foodasfuel is one of those shows like 24, that just airs in the spring. Anyways, I'm back on track.

It all comes down to this...

Dave 95 (Desmond Clark)
Kirat 79 (Bears D)

With one game deciding who goes to face Mark in the Construda Super Bowl, there are a lot of intriguinging subplots to look at:

1. By beating Niraj last week, Kirat won the right to play Dave. As it turns out, Dave has outscored Mark by 2 with Clark left to play. Will last week's win cost Kirat a berth in the Super Bowl?

2. Dave traded Steve Smith to Kirat, who ended up getting 7 points this week. Without him, Kirat most likely would have started Mason, who scored 10. Will those 3 points be the difference?

3. Westbrook (on dave's team) kneeled at the one, instead of walking in for a score.

Will those 6 points come back to haunt him?

4. In week 10, Mark was playing Rishi, and Mark had basically secured the #1 seed. I was afraid that he would rest his starters against Rishi, propelling Rishi into the playoffs instead of me. That move would have impacted today's game as well as the Super Bowl.

5. After sticking with Vernon Davis all year, I switched to D. Clark just so I would have a guy on Monday night battling against Kirat. Of course now I'd rather have Davis' 10 points, but maybe Clark can redeem my faith in him.

It all comes down to a Monday night game between the Bears and Vikings, a must see game for Construda league.

Down Goes Brady! Down Goes Burnsy!

This just in across the wire...Hoagie Middle East will be playing in the Construda Super Bowl.

Despite dominating the league in points all year, and being heavily favored in the first round of the playoffs, Burnsy Rules couldn't come up with enough points when it mattered. Of course in hindsight it's easy to say, but if he audibled to Favre, he would have had enough points to advance to the big game.

This game reminded me of my 2005 draft league where I rode LT to the playoffs, only to be shutout in the first round. (That 2005 team had Manning, LT, Larry Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, and Crumpler--that's sick.)

Here at Hoagie Central, we'll have full coverage of the Construda Super Bowl, including on Media Day--interviews with the championship owners.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Week 15 Fantasy Open Thread

(NOTE: I'll keep this thread on top all weekend; new hoagie central stories will pop up below--I'll move my picks to the comments to make room.)

This is the home for all the fantasy smack talk for home team and construda all weekend. It should be bananas. I'm posting my home team picks below so leave yours in the comments and we'll see what's up.

Friday, December 14, 2007

piece of shit sportsbook

Here's where we stand:

Invested: $200
Current: $0

Invested: $100
Current: $120.27 (63 + 57.27)

I'm taking another $100 out of the bank and putting it all on the Pats. If they can't cover 23 then I might throw this computer out the window.

(Mark you can bet as little or as much of your 120 as you want, and you can take another 100 if you want)

lions v chiefs

Lions 6-7
Chiefs 4-9

Remember in case of tie record, tiebreaker goes to head to head victor.

Remaining Lions Schedule:
@ Chargers
@ Packers

Remaining Chiefs Schedule:
@ Lions
@ Jets

A Lions win and a Chiefs loss this week would eliminate the Chiefs. Also, if the Lions beat the Chiefs next week, regardless of everything else, the Lions would win the bet.

The Chiefs have to beat the Lions and at least one of the other games, maybe both, even then it still might not be enough.

All that said, these are two sorry teams that started off strong (at least not shitty in the case of the Chiefs). As long as the Lions lose this week at San Diego, next week's game will still mattter. Never give up.


I completely forgot to make my texans-broncos pick. oh well.

Bengals -8.5 over 49ers
Saints -3.5 over Cards
Falcons +13.5 over Bucs
Ravens -3.5 over Dolphins
Bills +5.5 over Browns
Packers -8.5 over Rams (LOCK)
Steelers -3.5 over Jaguars
Pats -23 over Jets*
Seahawks -7.5 over Panthers
Titans -4 over Chefs
Colts -10.5 over Raiders
Lions +10 over Chargers
Cowboys -10 over Eagles
Giants -4.5 over Redskins
Bears +10 over Purple Jesus

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

playoff sims

espn has a new cfb playoff simulator. here's my first simulation using the bcs top 16:

here's my first sim of illinois vs usc:

Rashard's .91 touchdowns certainly helped! and here's my first sim using the fymbo formula playoff system:

the computers like oklahoma over osu 3 to 2. they even like oklahoma over lsu. but lsu is the winner of my 8-team playoff, beating west virginia, usc and ou. of course they lost to florida in a game that wasn't on my schedule. figures.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

home team home stretch

With only 3 weeks to go it's still anyone's game. And by anyone, I mean myself, Niraj, or Mark. Rishi's done a nice job of sowing up last place, so he'll be ordering the trophy. As a reminder there's incentive to finish in both 1st and 2nd. So we'll see if Mark can catch up and not be the odd man out in the big three.

Week 14 recap

Week 14
Dave: 9-7 = Up $40
Mark: 3-13 = Down $200
Sports Guy: 5-11 = Down $120
Sports Gal: 12-4 = Up $160

On the Season
Dave: 99-99-10 = Even
Mark: 79-104-10 = Down $500
Sports Guy: 96-103-9 = Down $140
Sports Gal: 111-88-9 = Up $460

If Mark had trusted himself, he would have had the best week out of anyone all year - instead he's doomed to failure no matter what he picks. Also the season's totals sum it up nicely:

Sports Gal: Ridiculously Good
Me: Exactly Even
Sports Guy: Crappy
Mark: Ridiculously Crappy

Monday, December 10, 2007

monday morning youtube hamper dump

(of course this would have been up monday if my internet wouldn't have disappeared)

Sunday, December 09, 2007


Rishi lost to a guy who last changed his lineup in week 8, and who last picked up a player in week 1, thrusting me into the playoffs!

The only question is who I'll play. I'll face the Kirat/Niraj winner in round 1. Currently Burnsy is down 32, but has 4 players left.

Friday, December 07, 2007

sportsbook action

Here's where we stand:

Invested: $100
Current: $66.82

Invested: $100
Current: $63

I'm taking another $100 out of the bank and putting it all on the Cowboys. Costa Rica.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

picks, get your picks

I started up $200 before dropping down to -$40. I stink.

Bears +3 over Redskins (THU)

Jags -10.5 over Panthers
Cowboys -10.5 over Lions (LOCK)*
Bills -7 over Fins
Eagles -2.5 over Giants
Packers -10.5 over Raiders*
Chargers PK over Titans
Rams +6.5 over Bengals
Bucs -3 over Texans
Cardinals +7 over Seahawks
Niners +8.5 over Vikes (I have no idea why I'm picking them)
Steelers +10.5 over Pats
Browns -3.5 over Jets*
Broncos -6.5 over Chiefs*
Colts -9 over Ravens
Saints -4.5 over Falcons

*I'll have to remember these games for the sportsbook.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Sportsbook Update

Here's the recap of last week's action.

$35 on Chargers = +$31.82
$35 on Pats
$30 on Browns

$33 on the Steelers = +$30
$33 on the Browns
$34 on the Patriots

And here's a look at our wallets.

Invested: $100
Current: $66.82

Invested: $100
Current: $63

Is it time to go to the ATM already? Or can we dig ourselves out?

Week 13 Recap: Not so lucky

Week 13
Dave: 7-9 = Down $40
Mark: 9-7 = Up $40
Sports Guy: 9-7 = Up $40
Sports Gal: 7-9 = Down $40

On the Season
Dave: 90-92-10 = Down $40
Mark: 76-91-10 = Down $300
Sports Guy: 91-92-9 = Down $20
Sports Gal: 99-84-9 = Up $300

It's almost a paradox. Mark makes crappy picks so Tom turns those into a winning week 13 for him. This improves Mark's record on the year, making Tom's record worse for the year. The end result, Tom had a good week, making his year worse, but he's still as good as the Sports Gal, because she had a bad week. Got that? And I dropped below the Sports Guy and below .500.

Monday, December 03, 2007

i know more about the redskins than coach gibbs

2 bizarre things from Coach Gibbs yesterday. He turned a 51-yard field goal into a 36-yarder by calling 2 timeouts back to back. Also, he didn't know the Redskins were going to honor Taylor by putting 10 men on the field.

That is bizarre because anyone who reads Fanhouse or watches the Fox pregame show, knows that was the plan.

This just about sums it up.

hey idiot - you're not going to the rose bowl

Hey OSU asshole, we're going to the Rose Bowl, not you!

This is how it's done!

woe is me

I'll start with the Chiefs who have lost 5 in a row. Most depressing? 2-5 at home with a game against the Titans left on the schedule. The Arrowhead advantage has gone missing this year.

My home team picks are at 27 right now. Sure I have Brady, Welker and Pats D, but 27? I think this is the first time that I've ever picked an injured player (Fitzgerald) and I picked the worst time to pick Gates (0).

Further frustrating, I am suddenly on the outside looking in at the Construda playoffs. I need Welker and Gostowksi to put up 28 tonight. Certainly possibly, but not likely. They've done that twice in 11 games this year. If I don't get that, I need Rishi's team to blow it next week, which looks doubtful right now. Ugh, just when you think you're safe...

But alas, Illinois is going to the Rose Bowl. I'll be in LA at the time. Tickets are $300+ A wild turn of events. I think it's worth noting that this year Illinois could have gone 11-1 and the best they could have hoped for would be a Rose Bowl. In fact, in a season like 2003 or 2005, they could have gone 12-0 and landed in the Rose Bowl. Just wild.

Re-Introducing the Fymbo Formula™: A College Football Playoff That Works

Here's how it works and what it looks like:

Here's a recap of what my 8-team playoff is and how it would look this year:
  • The 8 teams selected include the conference champion from each of the six BCS conferences plus the highest ranking team from outside those conferences (provided in top 16) and an at-large team.
  • We keep all the other Bowl games, and play them and their normal times. There will be 6 less bowl teams, as the final 3 bowl games in the playoffs will be teams playing in multiple bowls.
  • This would give us 4 great bowl games on New Year's Day
This year's teams:

Big Ten: Ohio State
Pac-Ten: USC
ACC: Virginia Tech
Big East: West Virginia
Big 12: Oklahoma
Non-Conference: Hawaii (finished at #10 in BCS)
At-Large: Georgia (finished at #5 in BCS)

So that's the field. Here's what it would look like.

New Year's Day: Round 1

#1 Ohio State vs #8 Hawaii

#2 LSU vs #7 West Virginia

#3 Virginia Tech vs #6 USC

#4 Oklahoma vs #5 Georgia

BCS Playoffs: Round 2

Rose vs Fiesta

Sugar vs Orange

BCS National Championship

The Fymbo Formula gives every legit team a chance to play for the championship, notable USC, Georgia, Oklahoma and Hawaii, while only excluding teams that couldn't win their conference or finish in the top 5 in the country. If you're not the best team in your conference, you can't be the best team in the country.