Last Time They Met

This isn't the first time that "Going for it on 4th and Shlong" and "Hoagie Middle East" are meeting this season. They first played in Week 5. At the time, "Going for it" was mired in an early season slump and had to travel all the way to play at Hoagie Middle East. Still, they only lost by 10 points.

Westbrook and Boldin were on a bye for "Going for it" and Brees still hadn't found his magic. The two big players were Vincent Jackson and Steve Smith, neither of which can be found on the roster today.

For "Hoagie Middle East", Addai was sitting out on his bye week, but Jacobs (drafted by "Going for it"), Burress, and Fitzgerald made up for Kitna and Santonio Holmes doing nothing.

It's hard to beat a team twice in one season, but reportedly, the coach for "Hoagie Middle East" is guaranteeing victory. He said, "We just beat "Burnsy Rules" for the second time this season. What should make me think differently this week? We haven't lost at home all year. We think it's the 8 hour time difference that really gives us an edge, as well as superior players. I'm predicting 11 points out of Jeff Reed. If our mediocre kicker can get more than 10 points, we won't lose. I hear Westbrook is afraid of the end zone, anyway. With that phobia, "Going for it on 4th and Shlong" can't win against my men."

He went on to say he didn't think the other team had the balls to refute his claims.