Topics that I don't want to talk about, but have to menton to fullfill my 2006 quota.

Headbands
New basketballs
Barbaro
T.O.
McGwire
Steroids
MVP Voting
New York Football Giants Locker Room
Cowboys' kickers
Hockey coaches getting fired
Any Kobe that's not beef
Knicks
Celtics
NBA teams that don't end in 'azz'
Ohio State Football
Ohio State Basketball
The whole state of Ohio
Michael Vick as a passer
Marcus Vick as a human being
Ricky Williams in Canada
Anyone in Canada
Dancing With the Stars
American Idol
Lost
Luna Carpet
Empire Carpet
Any other Chicago-based companies that think I really need to memorize their phone number in song format