I'm a man

I'm a man. I have a lawn. I have to water the lawn.

I was told to water it for about 20 minutes every other day. It had been a couple days, so I thought maybe it needed a half-hour. So I set up the sprinkler which covers half the lawn and turn on the outdoor faucet. And nothing happens.

So I go over to the hose and find the kink, stretch it out, and then get sprayed because now I'm in the sprinkler path.

I go back in and start doing something else. After who knows how long, I remember the sprinkler's running. I go outside and the lawn is soaked.

So I drag the sprinkler over to cover the other half of the lawn and set a timer for 20 minutes this time.

I'm a man.