Jeff Winger: Savan
Britta Perry: Brit
Abed Nadir: Niraj
Troy Barnes: Dave
Annie Edison: Missy
Shirley Bennett: Nirali
Ben Chang: Kirat
Star-Burns: Eve
Magnitude: Katie
Pierce Hawthorne: Matt
Dean Pelton: Mark
Nirali: Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where your life is headed.
Nirali: Matt has got a girlfriend!
Brit: That’s great. What’s she do?
Matt: She’s an escort.
Nirali: Oh ...
Savan: Some mysteries solve themselves, don’t they?
Niraj: I hate when they finish each other's...
Dave: ... pies.
Mark: Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.
Katie: Pop-pop!
Matt: Brit, you're the selfless one in the group, right?
Brit: Wouldn't know, haven't thought about myself in years.
Missy: Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget daycare.
Niraj: Savan, you’ll have to play the part of my dad.
Savan: I don’t wanna be your father.
Niraj: See? You already know your lines.
Mark: I hope you like getting balled.
No comments:
Post a Comment