WTF Battleship

What the fuck is this?



THAT IS NOT BATTLESHIP.

Battleship is two enemy fleets, attacking each other one at a time and agreeing to not move their ships during the battle. If that's the kind of shit you're going to make, why even buy the rights to Battleship. Just call it Navy Alien War.

Hollywood always does this. When they turned the Hitman video game into a movie, it didn't feel at all like the game. And I haven't watched any Resident Evil movies, but I'm pretty sure they didn't feel like the game either. And they're all under 25% on Rotten Tomatoes. A Hitman movie would be so easy to write. So annoying.