AFC West Shitpost

There will be some out there who say, "You know, the Chiefs won the Super Bowl and have at least 10 more years of Patrick Mahomes, they've won the division six years in a row and are about to make it seven...don't you think you're above all this (gestures to shitposting)?

No. I don't think I am. 

Let's start with the Oakland Raiders.

Their mantra is Just Win Baby but at the end of September they were the only 0-3 team in the league. They're currently 2-5 and 0-4 on the road. 

They made a big move giving up a first and second round pick to get Davante Adams. There was all this hype that Adams was going to reunite with his college QB David Derek Carr and it was going to be offensive fireworks. More like offensive to anybody who likes scoring. 

The 2-5 Saints shutout the Raiders last week. Come for the beautiful scoreline, stay for the delusional fan.

Fair enough guy. I won't come to the parade. 

By the way, do they have a parade for missing the playoffs?

True Story: The Raiders lost Super Bowl 37 and haven't won a playoff game since. 20 years.

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Real quick, we can touch on the Chargers, sort of a palate cleanser. 

People at The Ringer are desperate to put Herbert on the same level as Mahomes and Allen. Let's check the tape:

This year the Chargers are 4-3 but have a division worst -25 plus/minus. 

Brian Robinson got shot and made it back on the field before Keenan Allen. 

Wake me up when Herbert wins a playoff game.

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And then we get to the Denver Broncos. 

This team signed Russell Wilson to a five-year, $245 Million contract two months ago. This shit aged like yogurt. 

Hilarious that he's bad on the field and getting mocked by everyone for being corny off the field. I've never seen current NFL players mocking someone like they are now. 

All being lead by the guru Nathaniel Hackett. 

What's hilarious is I didn't ever believe in Russell Wilson being a tier one QB, but he did bring me a lot of joy when the Seahawks beat the Broncos in the Super Bowl. And now he's bad on the Broncos, and a financial casualty, and corny as shit. It's the best of both worlds.