Before I get in to the title topic, a quick thought on the addition on female referees. Will that increase the jokes along the lines of, "Get of your knees, you're blowing the game!"? Or will the harassment go even farther, and degenerate into a sexist cavalcade that makes being a female ref almost impossible? Because I believe in equality, and I think that female refs will be able to make terrible calls, just as well as the men have been doing for years.
But onward to Phil and his giant ta-tas. I'll spare you the photgraphic evidence, but the question remains, why? Why doesn't he do something about it? Perhaps, like most aging men, he's not interested in exercising to get rid of them...okay, fine. But what if, he is officially convinced that they are a neccessary counterweight to his golf swing. What if he is afraid to do some Chest Presses because he's afraid of losing fat and altering his swing? Wouldn't that be great?
I imagine him publishing his memoir after a couple more major victories, and he dedicates the book to his flopping boobs. The secret to his success. Overweight teenagers pick up golf clubs and perfect the Phil swing. I can see it now.
That really would be quite the secret weapon. A counterweight hidden in plain view.
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