Monday, October 30, 2006

NFL Hodge Podge: Who the fuck is Owen Daniels?

I can't wait until Rex Grossman gets injured, sending Bears nation into a coma. The whole city is thinking Super Bowl, and you can't really blame them. But Sexy Rexy is going to be sidelined and then it's hello Orton-Time!


Case Study #1

Steelers 3rd down conv: 7-19
Raiders 3rd down conv: 1-11

Steelers yards: 360
Raiders yards: 98

Raiders net passing (minus sacks): 17 yards

Final: Raiders 20, Steelers 13

4 picks by Big Ben and the Steelers lose a game they dominated. It would be very hard to be a member of the Steelers defense right now.


Case Study #2

Chiefs yards: 499
Seahawks yards: 240

Chiefs rushing, time of posession: 191 yards , 42:15
Seahawks: 47 yards, 17:45

Chiefs punts: 1
Seahawks punts: 4

So why were the Seahawks up 1 with 5 minutes to go in the game? Huard fumbles inside the Chiefs 10. Botched FG attempt that goes for 7 the other way. Ty Law drops a pass thrown in his hands, then falls down on the next play, giving up a 49 yard touchdown that hung in the air for a minute while Darrel Jackson just waited for it to come to him.

Case Study Conclusion: Don't turn the ball over.


The Best in Fantasy for Week 8:

QB Vick 34
RB Johnson, Larry 41
RB Tomlinson 41
WR Wayne 33
WR Colston 28
TE Daniels 21
K Vinatieri 14
DST Raiders 31

Hon. Mention:

QB Manning, Peyton 33
QB Grossman 28
TE Clark, Desmond 20

Owen Daniels, is a rookie tight end on the Houston Texans. 99 yards, 2 TDs.

3 comments:

  1. Owen Daniels graduated from Naperville (whichever Matt went to) North, then went to Wisconsin where he started as a QB (when we road-tripped there, we saw him throw an interception in his only passing attempt), and now he's an NFL TE. That's who the fuck Owen Daniels is.

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  2. Grossman is invincible this season and can't get injured.

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  3. apparently cheesefries hasn't watched the NFL in three years. grossman has never finished an nfl season. unless you're talking about finishing the season on injured reserve.

    also, i still think the lions can win the super bowl. unrelated note, but if my cardinals can win the world series with jeff weaver, anything's possible.

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