Brodie Croyle with a 90% completion rate? And the Chiefs held the Titans to only 123 yards passing? WOW! GO CHIEFS!
Wait, what did you say? The Titans ran for 332. And Croyle is out for the year after injuring himself in both games he's played in this year, and he's yet to win a game in the NFL. Oh. Fuck.
It's time to throw in the towel on Croyle. Maybe he could be a good quarterback if the other team promises not to hit him. The Chiefs are terrible. They must be the worst team in the league.
Oh, what's that you say? The Detroit Lions are offended?
Look at the way they start games:
Week 1: Falcons 21, Lions 0.
Week 2: Packers 21, Lions 0.
Week 3: 49ers 14, Lions 0.
Week 4: Bye.
Week 5: Bears 31, Lions 0.
Week 6: Vikings 2, Lions 0. (Running out of your own endzone.)
Week 7: Texans 21, Lions 0.
That's a combined total of 110-0 in 7 games. Of course in 2 of these games the Lions came back and took the lead. Don't worry, they've lost all 6.
This, my friends, is pitiful.
Standings: Burger Division
Chiefs 1-5
Lions 0-6
yeah, our teams are pathetic, but at least they're both pathetic. that way it's at least competitive (if that's the right word).
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