Cheers to the Big Ten for bowing out gracefully in the Sweet 16, allowing underdog conferences like Southern and C-USA a shot at the Final Four.
Jeers to the racist basketball analysts who keep insisting that Tyler Hansbrough is the best player in the country. Anyone with half a brain can see that it's Kevin Love.
Cheers to Stephen Curry for making the tourney exciting.
Jeers to Curry for not taking the last shot. If you're going to take down my Georgetown pick you had better take down Kansas too, asshole.
Jeers to the Basketball Gods for allowing Kansas and Bill Self to make it to the Final Four by beating a 16, a 8, a 12, and a 10.
Cheers for setting them up to fail so mightily against UNC, proving to their fans that they were better off with Roy Williams, only he didn't want to stay there.
i agree with all of this. also,
ReplyDeletejeers to the NCAA/CBS for showing the games so late. I might not stay up until 3 AM to watch the second final four game, even though it should be fantastic.