Sports Calendar

So it's February, so you know what that means...just a few weeks until March Madness!

I guess that can wait, seriously, here's where I would move the holidays to correspond to the Sports Calendar:

New Year's Day is in August when the NFL kicks off.
Hanukkah should last the duration of the playoffs full of crazy nights,
and then Christmas should be on Super Sunday.
Halloween is NFL Draft day, when we see the new costumes the kids are wearing.
NFL Hall of Famers are inducted on Veterans Day.
NCAA Basketball Brackets are announced on Valentine's Day to give love to teams on the bubble.
The MLB All-Star Home Run Derby should be on the 4th of July, what's more American than socking dingers?
The Heisman Trophy should be awarded on Memorial Day.
The WNBA championship should be played on April Fool's Day.
Training camps report on Labor Day.
St. Patrick's Day should be when Notre Dame plays USC.
And Thanksgiving...well that's just fine where it is now.


I welcome any suggestions for holidays I omitted or any changes to what I've listed.