Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Chiefs Rushing Stats vs Playoff Rushing Stats

Here are the all-time rushing leaders for the Chiefs. You'll notice that the top three went back to back. Starting in 2001, the Priest Holmes era led to the Larry Johnson era, which led to the Jamaal Charles era. (The Charles era led to the Patrick Mahomes era and I gotta say having an all-star QB is better than an all-star RB.)



So no shortage of good Chiefs running backs in my lifetime. The Chiefs chart looks pretty different from say the Lions chart, who has one elite off the charts RB but no one else above 6000 yards and the only players since the 90s with 3000 yards other than Barry Sanders is Kevin Jones with 3067. 

But what's wild about the Chiefs chart is how different the playoff leaderboard looks like:



Priest Holmes appeared in 1 playoff game and is 10th on the list of all-time playoff rushes. 
176 yards in the No Punt game. 

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Creative Director

Early on in my advertising career, I made it my goal to be a Creative Director. 

From the starting position of Associate Copywriter or Associate Art Director, you have to move up 4 levels to become a Creative Director. There are two levels above Creative Director (Group Creative Director that manage several Creative Directors, and an Executive Creative Director that leads the entire department.) So I wasn't aiming at the highest possible position. I set my sights on the position that would give me the chance to lead my own team of creatives and have control over the work. If you've ever seen Mad Men, Don Draper was a Creative Director.

The other thing to know, is its not simply a stick around long enough and you'll make it there thing. Depending on the agency, there's one Creative Director for every 5-7 young creatives. So for every 5 people at the lower levels, only one gets to grow up and be a CD. There are lots of people that have the experience but stay on as a pure writer or art director, at the senior level for many years. There are lots of people that end up leaving.

I started my career in January 2006. 
I got my third promotion, up to Associate Creative Director (always called ACD) in November 2016. I was turning 33 that month. 

Just one promotion away from Creative Director. Right around then I made it my goal to get to Creative Director by 40. 

By November 2018, I was unemployed. The agency that gave me the ACD title was falling apart and letting go of lots of people. 

I was able to get another job in February of 2019...but not at the ACD level. I was back to being a senior copywriter. Pretty humbling. 

It took me over two years to get back to ACD, June 2021. I was five months away from turning 38. Creative Director by 40 seemed unlikely. 

My 40th birthday arrived in November 2023. At least part of the reason I was pretty mopey was the fact that I didn't reach my goal of becoming a Creative Director by 40. 

But I did think of a loophole. It's not that different to move the goalposts to Creative Director at 40. That would buy me another year. 

Plus, I did the whole acceptance thing of realizing that whether it happens at 40 or 41 or 42, that I'm on track to make it happen and it doesn't really matter what age I am, it will still be achieving my life-long career goal, etc. You know, the healthy way of processing feelings, blah blah blah. 

But really I had 364 more days where I would be 40.


This month, my managers made the call. 

As of today, I am now a Creative Director.



There are two ways to summarize my entire career in a few lines of text:

Way #1
Associate Copywriter - January 2006
Copywriter - December 2007
Senior Copywriter - July 2014
ACD - November 2016
Creative Director - May 2024

Way #2
Associate Copywriter - January 2006
Copywriter - December 2007
Senior Copywriter - July 2014
ACD - November 2016
Senior Copywriter - February 2019
ACD - June 2021
Creative Director - May 2024


Way #1 is every new level I've achieved. The four times I advanced up the ladder. 

But Way #2 is the truth. It includes a comeback attempt that turned into a redemption arc. 

The fact that I got here at 40 is a little icing on the cake. But really it's getting here at all that is the fulfilling part. 

I now have my own team of creatives to lead and the power to really guide the work to the highest level I can make it. Hopefully this is just the beginning of Act Two in a successful career. 

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Since 2019...


Since 2019, only one team in professional sports is more than .200 away from .500. 
It's the Chiefs and they're .276 above. 

My teams are #1 in NFL, #4 in NHL. Same teams that had the #1 overall pick in 2013. Wild stuff.

Thursday, May 02, 2024

analyzing my own music



11 songs
33 mins, 20 secs


Lyrical Content

5 out of 11 songs mention dreams

5 out of 11 mention songs/tracks

4 out of 11 contain meta references to the song itself

3 out of 11 are about relationships

5 out of 11 songs have some sort of twist endings


Structure of Songs

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[bridge]
[chorus]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[bridge]
[bridge 2]
[bridge]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[bridge]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[chorus]
[bridge]

[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[outro]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[outro]

[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[outro]

[bridge as intro]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[bridge]
[outro]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[bridge]
[chorus]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[bridge]
[chorus]
[outro]

[verse]
[chorus]
[verse]
[chorus]
[reprise of 2nd verse]
[bridge]
[revised chorus]




Chronological Order of Creation

the surface
no tomorrow night
my spark
feel your fire
photoshop
now boarding
hit the gas
not another party song
the antidote
midnight skies
toasts to ghosts


Notes

The first two songs were made when I was still exploring genres, playing around. 
"my spark" was a turning point where I could see that this is the sound I want the whole album to have. 
"feel your fire" and "now boarding" were two songs that I had made before my spark but in different genres. So I re-created both of them to fit alongside "my spark."
In this re-creation process, I gave "now boarding" a new twist ending. That was the other big turning point. I felt like this was a missing piece, that I wanted the songs to not all be so basic. Once I realized this, the last four songs I made, all had some sort of twist to them. 



Wednesday, May 01, 2024

A White Whale Update

Loyal readers might remember this post from 2019: White Whales.


In that post, I recorded for posterity the three white whales I've spent my life searching for. 

One was a tv show called Blade Warriors. I got closure on that in 2013. 

Another was a book in the vein of Where's Waldo. I got closure on that in 2019. 

But there was one more. A pop punk band with violin that I saw play one show in 2002. 

It would be a pretty great ending to the entire saga if I said I found the band. 

But I didn't. 

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. 

I went ahead and released my own album of pop punk music with violin.



That's the sound of marking the search for these white whales complete.