holy shit, is it 5787 already?

Look, if you want to dip your apple into her honey, I say go for it, but use protection.

Please Roshhashananananahashnanah responsibly.

holy shit, is it 5786 already?

Step 1: Dip the apple in honey.

Step 2: Reflect on your life.
Step 3: Blow something long, hard, and ancient.

holy shit, is it 5785 already?

This is the perfect hoodie to wear when you're getting blown.

Assuming that you are a shofar.

holy shit, is it 5784 already?

For years and years, Hoagie Central has been a big supporter of all the important jobs and rituals associated with blowing shofars and anything else. It turns out I was ahead of my time. 

I encourage all followers of Hoagie Central around the world, to pass on the essential belief to their loved ones that "your mouth opens the door."

holy shit, is it 5783 already?

Happy Jewish Day of Blasting to you and yours. May all your shofars get blown extra hard.

holy shit, is it 5782 already?

THIS BLOWS

holy shit, is it 5781 already?

 Imagine trying to blow a shofar through one of these.

holy shit, is it 5780 already?

holy shit, is it 5779 already?

holy shit, is it 5778 already?

This year is gonna be

yuge.

holy shit, is it 5777 already?

Already everybody, get out your shofar because 

it's time to blow.

holy shit, is it 5776 already?

To celebrate, I went down to my local kosher deli and picked up one of these. Got a little frustrated when they wouldn't serve a chocolate milk on the side. What ever happened to the customer is always right? 

holy shit, is it 5775 already?

I can't find anything to post that is both Jewish and funny.

holy shit, is it 5774 already?

holy shit, is it 5773 already?

Looking for hot shofar-on-shofar action?

holy shit, is it 5772 already?

holy shit, is it 5771 already?

 

Does the unkosherness cancel each other out?

holy shit, is it 5770 already?

holy shit, is it 5769 already?

I wanted to post a good picture of a Jewish woman blowing
a shofar but couldn't find one. Bummer.

Congrats to all the Jews in Jewville!

holy shit, is it 5768 already?

Time flies when you're blowing your shofar!

(Due to Blogger's policy on graphic imagery, I was forced to censor this image.)