The DaColbert Code predicts the 2009 Final Four: Midwest

Who will join UConn, Louisville, and Oklahoma in the Final Four? Only DaColbert Code knows...


Remember to scroll slowly to unravel the mystery properly.

Next up is the Midwest Regional which take place in Indianapolis.

Indy 500...

checkered flag...

checker board...

board game...

Candy Land...

candy bar...

Baby Ruth...

Barry Bonds...

bail bondsman...

Beetle Bailey...

Dilbert...

glasses...

classes...

college degree...

Degree deodorant...

armpit...

Pit something something...

Pit blank blank...

Pitt pit pit...

Let's just say Illinois!

The DaColbert Code predicts the 2009 Final Four: West

Who will join UConn and Louisville in the Final Four? Only DaColbert Code knows...


Remember to scroll slowly to unravel the mystery properly.

Next up is the South Regional which take place in Arizona.

Arizona was in the Super Bowl...

soup bowl...

soup nazi...

nazis were from Germany...

as is the Shamwow...

cheesy commercials...

5-hour energy...

e=mc(squared)...

M.C. Escher...

skewed perspective...

You're watching Perspectives, and it's 4:54 in the am...

oh, what a beautiful morning, oh, what a beautiful day, I've got a beautiful feeling, everything's goin' my way...

Oklahoma!

Oklahoma is the third team in the Final Four! Check back Thursday for part four.

The DaColbert Code predicts the 2009 Final Four: South

Who will join UConn in the Final Four? Only DaColbert Code knows...



Remember to scroll slowly to unravel the mystery properly.

Next up is the South Regional which take place in Memphis.

Memphis Grizzlies...

grizzly bears...

Jumanji...

Robin Williams...

Roy Williams...

NO! I won't have it...

Okay, let's start over:

Memphis barbecue...

baby back ribs...

saddlebacking...

anal sex...

Albert Poo-holes

Cardinals...

Louisville!

Louisville is the 2nd team in the Final Four! Check back next Tuesday for part three.

The DaColbert Code predicts the 2009 Final Four: East

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Last year's DaColbert Code Bracketology got 3 out 4 teams right: Part One and Part Two

I can't let this code fall into the wrong hands. Remember to scroll slowly to unravel the mystery properly.

We're starting in the East Regional which takes place in Boston.

Boston tea party...

Tea time...

Tool Time...

Tim Allen...

Detroit...

Economic crisis...

Stimulus Plan...

Barack Obama...

Joe Biden...

Amtrak...

Railroad Tycoon...

Jim Calhoun...

Connecticut!

UConn is the first team in the 2009 Final Four! Check back Thursday for part two.

The DaColbert Code: Part Two

Okay, let start with the West Regional...

the West is in Phoenix...

Phoenix Suns...

land of the rising sun...

sushi...

raw fish...

raw deal...

Deal or No Deal...

Howie Mandel...

Howie Long...

long dong...

Ching Chong Ding Dong...

doorbell...

pizza's here...

California Pizza Kitchen...

UCLA!


Okay, and now for the last Final Four team...

Coming from the South Regional.

Deep South...

Deep Impact...

starring Morgan Freeman...

who was in Shawshank Redemption...

with Tim Robbins...

who's a fan of the New York Rangers...

New York Knicks...

Isiah Thomas...

Dale and Thomas Popcorn...

buttery popcorn...

smooth as butter...

smooth hands...

Deron Williams

Utah Jazz...

Mehmet Okur...

Mem something...



Mem blank blank...



Mem Mem Mem...



Let's just say Pittsburgh Panthers!


So your final four teams are UNC, Wisconsin, UCLA, and Pitt! We can't let this code fall into the wrong hands.

Using the DaColbert Code to predict the Final Four!

In case you're not familiar...



Okay, let's start in the East Regional.

East meets West...

Wild, Wild West...

starring Will Smith...

who was in Enemy of the State...

Secretary of State...

Secretary of Defense...

tenacious defense...

Tenacious D...

Jack Black...

tar is black...

North Carolina Tarheels!


Okay, now let's figure out the Midwest Regional.

The Midwest grows corn...

corn grows on cobs....

Adam Cobb...

Adam and Eve...

Matt and Eve...

Naperville...

Stuckeyville...

which was the city on Ed...

featuring Justin Long...

who was in Dodgeball....

with a cameo by Lance Armstrong...

who dated Sheryl Crow...

the first cut is the deepest...

cut the cheese...

cheddar cheese...

Wisconsin Badgers!


Check back tomorrow for the South and West regionals!