Saturday, August 22, 2026

2026 NFL Preview

Before we get into 2026, a look back at the last 7 years of NFL previews, graded by ChatGPT.




When you look at my Super Bowl predictions results, it's kind of amazing. For reference, here's how the Las Vegas Sportsbooks did over that stretch:



6 out of 21. I got 9 out of 21, except my strategy was basically spam my favorite team and they actually came through for me. The big question...will I stick with that strategy entering the 2026 NFL Season?


Let's mix it up this year and start with a different division. 

AFC East

The Patriots went 14-3, went to the Super Bowl, and I still never believed in them. And yet, maybe I was right? And now Vrabel is seeing what it's like to be inside an NFL insider.

For years, you could pencil in Josh Allen in first place. They finish in 2nd place and fire their head coach. New coach bump? 

The Dolphins blew everything up and are in complete rebuild. 

The Jets have at least on paper, a chance not to finish 4th in the division which is really exciting for them.

Bills, Pats, Jets, Dolphins.


AFC North

Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh are no longer coaching Steelers and Ravens. 

Meanwhile, the Bengals are relying on consistsency and the fact that it's an even year. They're at least attempting to improve their dogshit defense.

Minter is a complete unknown. I've seen it pay off with Cohen and Ben Johnson, but I'm not convinced replacing John Harbaugh is as easy.

The Browns went 5-12 with Myles Garrett last year. That's probably the ceiling for them this year without him. 

I think that Tomlin was good for a couple wins and the Steelers are going to get a taste of a losing record.

Bengals, Ravens, Steelers, Browns.


AFC South

You've got the Titans with Cam Ward hoping to make a year two leap. 

You've got the Liam Cohen Jags in year two who went 13-4 but couldn't win a playoff game.

You've got Daniel Jones off an Achilles injury. 

And then the Texans. Who kinda, maybe, seem like they could be this year's version of the 2025 Seahawks. 

Texans, Jags, Colts, Titans.


AFC West

I was stalling as long as I could. 

I moved to Denver in 2011. Then I moved from Denver to Kansas City in 2016.


For 14 straight seasons, I lived in the city that won the AFC West. Alas, I did not move to Denver in 2025. The streak is over. 

But hey fun fact, the gray is Super Bowl appearance, the gold is Super Bowl Champion. My whole Chiefs life had been centered on 7 straight playoff losses and a playoff drought from 1993 to 2015. 

But the first time I moved out of Kansas City (to Peoria) was in Summer 1994. Curse of Dave? I come back and we start winning Super Bowls?!

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Anyways, back to the preview. the Broncos broke the Chiefs NINE year streak of winning the division. 

The Chiefs were 6-7 entering Week 15 so things were not going great. When Mahomes injured his ACL, that was a wrap on the season. 

But after week 8, the Chiefs were 5-3 and still had the number 1 Super Bowl odds. Sure they would go 1-4 over the next five, only winning the game where I took my boys to see their first NFL game, but...what's the point again? Ah yes...we used to just slot the Chiefs as division winners and feel good about it. Now we have to think about it.

The Broncos, whether I like it or not, are good. Good defense. Nix is good enough to go 14-3 and likely to get better. 

The Chargers are kind of quietly looming. 11-6 last year. This is exactly the trajectory you want. Good QB, Good Coach, build on continuity and success. Instead of being a perennial hot pick in August and falling short, now the spotlight is seemingly on the Broncos and Chiefs, ironically making them an interesting hot pick for me. 

And the Chiefs. Impossible to be objective about. I still believe in Mahomes and Reid. Bienemy back is good. Kelce is washed. In 2020 they lost the Super Bowl, in 2021 had the hangover season missing the Super Bowl, and then won the Super Bowl in 2022. This time around, in 2024 they lost the Super Bowl, in 2025 had the hangover season missing the Super Bowl. It's not that crazy to think their track record at least puts them back in contention. 

The Raiders are last. 

Three good teams in this division, all three could be in the hunt for the division title in November. 

Chargers, Chiefs, Broncos, Raiders.

AFC Playoff Teams

1 Bills
2 Texans
3 Chargers
4 Bengals
5 Ravens
6 Chiefs
7 Broncos


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NFC East

John Harbaugh comes to the Giants...should we be expecting a Vrabel-like turnaround? I'm not convinced. I'll bump them out of 4th but not into playoff contention. (Editor's Note: This Giants prediction feels like the most Likely thing to be wrong.)

Commanders still have a ton to prove to me. I'm more in the camp that the Commanders playoff run that one time was a flash in the pan. 

Cowboys...in the regular season I still think they're competent. Some curtains would help.

I think the Eagles are the most complete team and they've got the depth. Plus, getting rid of AJ Brown might be addition by subtraction.

Eagles, Cowboys, Giants, Commanders.


NFC North

4 winning teams last year. 2nd place, 3rd place, 4th place all had 9 wins. On paper, the places can feel like tiers, but in reality, sometimes they're razors.

The addition of Kyler Murray gives the team with the biggest question mark reason to get excited. So on paper all four should be roughly around 9 or 10 wins.

So we're looking for razor thin edges and it's like who do you trust? Well, Ben Johnson has been on the right side of winning over the last couple years in Detroit and Chicago. So Chicago still feels like they're ascending. The Lions without him feel like they might be descending. 

The thing is it's tough to repeat. Bears got lucky last year, hard to be lucky twice in a row.

The Packers are intersting and seem like they should be good, offense and defense. I've been waiting for Jordan Love to go to the next level, he's 27, seems like this could be the year.

And the Vikings...do I really trust Kyler Murray to play all year and be great?

Packers, Lions, Bears, Vikings.


NFC South

I'm fucking done picking the Falcons man. I don't care if they win the Super Bowl, I'm tired of being wrong about them. 

These teams mostly stink but someone has to win. 

Saints, Bucs, Panthers, Falcons.



NFC West

The Rams were basically just as good as the Seahawks last year. Now they've added Myles Garrett. 

The Seahawks got a parade. Not going back to back.

The 49ers practice facility is inside a nuclear reactor.

The Cardinals should be relegated.

Rams, Seahawks, 49ers, Cardinals.


NFC Playoff Teams

1 Rams
2 Packers
3 Eagles
4 Saints
5 Seahawks
6 Lions
7 Bears


Super Bowl LXI in Los Angeles:
Rams over Bills

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Starting QB for each Chiefs playoff win, all-time

1962 — Len Dawson — Houston Oilers — Championship, W 20–17 OT

1966 — Len Dawson — Buffalo Bills — AFL Championship, W 31–7

1969 — Len Dawson — New York Jets — Divisional, W 13–6

1969 — Len Dawson — Oakland Raiders — AFL Championship, W 17–7

1969 — Len Dawson — Minnesota Vikings — Super Bowl IV, W 23–7

1991 — Steve DeBerg — Los Angeles Raiders — Wild Card, W 10–6

1993 — Joe Montana — Pittsburgh Steelers — Wild Card, W 27–24 OT

1993 — Joe Montana — Houston Oilers — Divisional, W 28–20

2015 — Alex Smith — Houston Texans — Divisional, W 30–0

2018 — Patrick Mahomes — Indianapolis Colts — Divisional, W 31–13

2019 — Patrick Mahomes — Houston Texans — Divisional, W 51–31

2019 — Patrick Mahomes — Tennessee Titans — AFC Championship, W 35–24

2019 — Patrick Mahomes — San Francisco 49ers — Super Bowl LIV, W 31–20

2020 — Patrick Mahomes — Cleveland Browns — Divisional, W 22–17

2020 — Patrick Mahomes — Buffalo Bills — AFC Championship, W 38–24

2021 — Patrick Mahomes — Pittsburgh Steelers — Wild Card, W 42–21

2021 — Patrick Mahomes — Buffalo Bills — Divisional, W 42–36 OT

2022 — Patrick Mahomes — Jacksonville Jaguars — Divisional, W 27–20

2022 — Patrick Mahomes — Cincinnati Bengals — AFC Championship, W 23–20

2022 — Patrick Mahomes — Philadelphia Eagles — Super Bowl LVII, W 38–35

2023 — Patrick Mahomes — Miami Dolphins — Wild Card, W 26–7

2023 — Patrick Mahomes — Buffalo Bills — Divisional, W 27–24

2023 — Patrick Mahomes — Baltimore Ravens — AFC Championship, W 17–10

2023 — Patrick Mahomes — San Francisco 49ers — Super Bowl LVIII, W 25–22 OT

2024 — Patrick Mahomes — Houston Texans — Divisional, W 23–14

2024 — Patrick Mahomes — Buffalo Bills — AFC Championship, W 32–29


Pre-Mahomes (58 years):         9-18 in the playoffs
Mahomes era (8 years):           17-4 in the playoffs

Fincher vs Nolan

So I keep a running ranked list of their movies combined.



So I created a system to weight those ratings and rankings.

100 pts for 5 stars, 90 for 4.5, 70 for 4, 50 for 3.5, 30 for 3. And then bonus points for ranked spots on the list.







Monday, August 03, 2026

Human Analysis on AI Analysis

So in the six blog posts from 2019 – 2024, I either earned an A or B grade on my NFL Preview. 

And then in 2025, a C+. Hard to have a dynasty last forever. 

Also, Hoagie Central earned an average grade of B+!

Reminds me of, "we're all the way up to don't buy!"

Hoagie Central: Your #1 source for B+ content!

AI Analyis on Previous NFL Previews

I fed my last 7 NFL previews to ChatGPT and had it grade them.


Overall Grades (2019–2025)

Instead of trying to manufacture a numerical score, I think letter grades tell the story better.

2019 — A-

Best calls

  • ✅ Chiefs win Super Bowl
  • ✅ Perfect AFC East
  • ✅ Perfect AFC North
  • ✅ Correct Ravens division title

Biggest misses

  • Colts after Luck retirement
  • Rams not repeating in NFC

Super Bowl

Chiefs over Saints

Result: Champion correct (2/3)


2020 — B+

Best calls

  • ✅ Bills take AFC East
  • ✅ Excellent NFC West
  • ✅ Perfect NFC North

Biggest misses

  • Texans winning AFC South
  • Entire NFC East

Super Bowl

Chiefs over Saints

Result: AFC team correct (1/3)


2021 — B

Best calls

  • ✅ Rams win NFC West
  • ✅ Perfect NFC North
  • ✅ Perfect NFC East
  • ✅ Perfect NFC South

Biggest misses

  • Bengals projected last
  • Completely missed Super Bowl

Super Bowl

Chiefs over Packers

Result: 0/3


2022 — B+

Best calls

  • ✅ Perfect AFC West
  • ✅ Vikings win NFC North
  • ✅ Chiefs win Super Bowl

Biggest misses

  • Colts
  • Rams

Super Bowl

Chiefs over Vikings

Result: Champion correct (2/3)


2023 — B

Best calls

  • ✅ Perfect NFC East
  • ✅ Correct Super Bowl matchup
  • ✅ Chiefs remain AFC elite

Biggest misses

  • Texans
  • Ravens
  • Chargers

Super Bowl

49ers over Chiefs

Result: Both participants correct (2/3)


2024 — A

Best calls

  • ⭐ Correct Super Bowl matchup
  • ⭐ 49ers miss playoffs
  • ⭐ Rams win NFC West
  • ⭐ Chiefs continue dominance

That 49ers call ages better every time I think about it. San Francisco entered 2024 as one of the consensus Super Bowl favorites. Predicting them to miss the playoffs entirely was probably the boldest correct prediction in the seven-year sample.

Biggest misses

  • Bears winning NFC North
  • Falcons
  • Jaguars

Super Bowl

Chiefs over Eagles

Result: Correct matchup, wrong winner (2/3)


2025 — C+

Best calls

  • Packers over Lions
  • Broncos as playoff team
  • Texans winning AFC South (division winner)
  • AFC North mostly right (only Ravens/Steelers flipped)

Biggest misses

  • Patriots
  • Chiefs collapse
  • Panthers winning NFC South
  • Entire Super Bowl

Super Bowl

49ers over Chiefs

Result: 0/3


Super Bowl Prediction Summary

SeasonPredictionActualScore
2019Chiefs over SaintsChiefs over 49ers⭐⭐☆☆ (Champion + AFC)
2020Chiefs over SaintsBuccaneers over Chiefs⭐☆☆☆ (AFC only)
2021Chiefs over PackersRams over Bengals☆☆☆☆
2022Chiefs over VikingsChiefs over Eagles⭐⭐☆☆ (Champion + AFC)
202349ers over ChiefsChiefs over 49ers⭐⭐☆☆ (Both participants)
2024Chiefs over EaglesEagles over Chiefs⭐⭐☆☆ (Both participants)
202549ers over ChiefsSeahawks over Patriots☆☆☆☆

Total: 9 of 21 possible "hits."

That's actually a pretty solid run. Four of seven seasons correctly identified two of the three Super Bowl elements.


Biggest Hits Across Seven Years

  1. 2024: 49ers miss playoffs.
  2. 2019: Chiefs win Super Bowl.
  3. 2022: Chiefs win Super Bowl.
  4. 2023: Exact Super Bowl matchup.
  5. 2024: Exact Super Bowl matchup.
  6. 2021: Stafford immediately elevates the Rams.
  7. 2022: Perfect AFC West.

Biggest Misses

  1. 2021 Bengals — predicted last, reached the Super Bowl.
  2. 2022 Colts — predicted division champs, collapsed.
  3. 2023 Texans — predicted third, won the division.
  4. 2024 Bears — predicted division champs, finished last.
  5. 2025 Patriots — predicted third, won the AFC East at 14–3.

Overall

After seven seasons, I'd say the record is better than average, especially because the author is willing to make predictions that depart from consensus rather than simply echoing preseason rankings. The strongest pattern is identifying stable contenders and correctly forecasting many division favorites. The weaker pattern is occasionally missing rapid breakouts from young quarterbacks or teams (2021 Bengals, 2023 Texans, 2024 Commanders) and sometimes leaning too heavily on the "Super Bowl hangover" heuristic.

SeasonGradeOne-line Summary
2019A-Correct Super Bowl champion, perfect AFC East & AFC North.
2020B+Strong division predictions, missed badly on Texans and NFC East.
2021BThree perfect NFC divisions, but completely whiffed on the Bengals and Super Bowl.
2022B+Perfect AFC West, picked Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.
2023BCorrect Super Bowl matchup, but several major AFC misses (Texans, Ravens, Chargers).
2024ABest preview so far: predicted Chiefs–Eagles Super Bowl, 49ers to miss playoffs, several other excellent contrarian calls.
2025C+Good division reads in places, but missed on Patriots, Panthers, and the Super Bowl.

Average Grade: B+

I'd also point out a few trends that emerged over these seven years:

Strengths

  • Excellent at identifying the league's elite teams.
  • Very good Super Bowl forecasting (4 of 7 seasons with 2 of 3 Super Bowl elements correct).
  • Usually gets division winners right more often than not.
  • Willing to make bold, non-consensus predictions.

Weaknesses

  • Tends to underestimate breakout teams led by young quarterbacks (2021 Bengals, 2022 Jaguars, 2023 Texans, 2024 Commanders).
  • Has a recurring belief in the "Super Bowl hangover" effect that sometimes works (2024 49ers) but sometimes leads to misses (2022 Bengals, 2020 49ers).
  • Occasionally buys into offseason hype on teams like the Falcons or Bears.