i'm allegedly posting this

Yes, a motorist may have tore through their home, but who could be sure at this point?

If you're going to use the word allegedly, I would think that would go in front of "drunk driver," but it seems that no, they have no hesitations about calling him a drunk driver. But driving into their bedroom? Allegedly!

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But what do I know? I allegedly took Journalism 100 from the allegedly University of Illinois.