Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Kubiak!
Holy shit, this is the second coming of John Madden and Bill Belicheck. Or...since he's going to be the Head Coach of the Broncos, maybe it only makes sense to give him credit for his head coaching record.
61-64 in 8 seasons with the Texans. 2-2 in the playoffs.
Everyone's super jazzed about him, but I don't get it. If Manning plays and is healthy, the Broncos will be good. If not, they'll still be okay, but I wouldn't pencil them in to the Super Bowl just yet.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
The Vig
Say you're in a Vegas sportsbook and someone named Ralph gives you two options: you could have 2 winning bets out of 3 games or you could have 5 winning bets out of 8 games...which would you take?
Say someone named Mike gives you two options: you could have 2 winning $100 bets out of 3 games or you could have 5 winning $100 bets out of 8 games...which would you take?
These are not the same question. And my head hurts.
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To Ralph, I would rather have the winning bets. If I had $100 to wager on three games, you'd have 2 winning $33.33 tickets. After the vig, that's a profit of $60.66. With $100 to wager on eight games, you'd have 5 winning $12.50 tickets. After the vig, that's a profit of $56.88. Makes sense right? A 66% success rate is better than a 62.5% success rate.
But with Mike, it's not the same question. 2 winning $100 bets out of 3, nets you a profit of $82. 5 winning $100 bets out of 8, nets you a profit of $155. So you had a lower success rate, but you wagered $800 instead of $300.
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Our playoff picks had me thinking. Mark went 5-5 and lost 45 fictional dollars. Because all Vegas bets are marked -110, meaning you have to bet 110 to win 100. In other words they only payout 91%.
Which means that just to break even, you need to have a success rate of 55%. This is the house edge. Or in the words of my father, how Vegas pays the electric bill for all those lights. Again, if you win 54% of your bets, you are losing money.
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I wanted to break down, what's the ideal number of concurrent bets to have to turn a profit. So in each category I'll list the possible success rate outcomes. Rates that turn a profit (above 55%) will be in bold.
1 bet
0% 100%
2 bets
0% 50% 50% 100%
So this is pretty obvious stuff. On one bet you either have a win (complete success) or a loss (complete failure). On two bets, A and B, both could lose, both could win, or A could win and B lose, or B could win and A could lose. But what you're looking at is 3 out of 4 times you're not making money. This seems like the worst thing to do.
3 bets
0% 33% 33% 33% 66% 66% 66% 100%
With three concurrent bets, there are eight possible outcomes. In only one out of 8 do you lose all your money. In three out of eight, you lose a bit. In three out of eight you win a bit. And in one out of eight, you win it all. This is my favorite. Winning 2 out of 3 bets seems feasible.
4 bets
0 25 25 25 25 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 75 75 75 75 100
Now we're up to 16 outcomes. And in only 5 do you make money. Even numbered bets are the worst.
5 bets
0 20 20 20 20 20 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 80 80 80 80 80 100
32 outcomes. 16 turn a profit. So it's pretty clear to me, that either 3 or 5 is the perfect number to bet.
Let's do a quick comparison. Say you have $300 to bet.
If you divide it into 3 bets and win 2, that's a profit of $82.
If you divide it into 5 bets and win 3, that's a profit of $43.8.
For me, it seems about as easy to come out 1 game over .500 whether you bet 3 or 5, and it's almost twice as profitable to go 2-1 than 3-2.
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If you have $300 to bet and put it in 1 bet, and get it right you profit $273.
If you have $300 to be and put it in 3 bets, and go 3-0, you profit $273.
Clearly it's harder to go 3-0 than it is 1-0. So if you're trying to make the best profit, it's best to just put it all on one game. It has the most reward, but also the most risk. 0-1 is the easiest way to lose $300. It's much more likely to go 0-1 than it is 0-3.
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To conclude, don't ever bet on an even number of games. If you're trying for the best risk-reward, bet on 1 game. If you're trying to protect yourself and have the best chances of making money, bet on 3 games.
Say someone named Mike gives you two options: you could have 2 winning $100 bets out of 3 games or you could have 5 winning $100 bets out of 8 games...which would you take?
These are not the same question. And my head hurts.
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To Ralph, I would rather have the winning bets. If I had $100 to wager on three games, you'd have 2 winning $33.33 tickets. After the vig, that's a profit of $60.66. With $100 to wager on eight games, you'd have 5 winning $12.50 tickets. After the vig, that's a profit of $56.88. Makes sense right? A 66% success rate is better than a 62.5% success rate.
But with Mike, it's not the same question. 2 winning $100 bets out of 3, nets you a profit of $82. 5 winning $100 bets out of 8, nets you a profit of $155. So you had a lower success rate, but you wagered $800 instead of $300.
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Our playoff picks had me thinking. Mark went 5-5 and lost 45 fictional dollars. Because all Vegas bets are marked -110, meaning you have to bet 110 to win 100. In other words they only payout 91%.
Which means that just to break even, you need to have a success rate of 55%. This is the house edge. Or in the words of my father, how Vegas pays the electric bill for all those lights. Again, if you win 54% of your bets, you are losing money.
- - -
I wanted to break down, what's the ideal number of concurrent bets to have to turn a profit. So in each category I'll list the possible success rate outcomes. Rates that turn a profit (above 55%) will be in bold.
1 bet
0% 100%
2 bets
0% 50% 50% 100%
So this is pretty obvious stuff. On one bet you either have a win (complete success) or a loss (complete failure). On two bets, A and B, both could lose, both could win, or A could win and B lose, or B could win and A could lose. But what you're looking at is 3 out of 4 times you're not making money. This seems like the worst thing to do.
3 bets
0% 33% 33% 33% 66% 66% 66% 100%
With three concurrent bets, there are eight possible outcomes. In only one out of 8 do you lose all your money. In three out of eight, you lose a bit. In three out of eight you win a bit. And in one out of eight, you win it all. This is my favorite. Winning 2 out of 3 bets seems feasible.
4 bets
0 25 25 25 25 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 75 75 75 75 100
Now we're up to 16 outcomes. And in only 5 do you make money. Even numbered bets are the worst.
5 bets
0 20 20 20 20 20 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 80 80 80 80 80 100
32 outcomes. 16 turn a profit. So it's pretty clear to me, that either 3 or 5 is the perfect number to bet.
Let's do a quick comparison. Say you have $300 to bet.
If you divide it into 3 bets and win 2, that's a profit of $82.
If you divide it into 5 bets and win 3, that's a profit of $43.8.
For me, it seems about as easy to come out 1 game over .500 whether you bet 3 or 5, and it's almost twice as profitable to go 2-1 than 3-2.
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If you have $300 to bet and put it in 1 bet, and get it right you profit $273.
If you have $300 to be and put it in 3 bets, and go 3-0, you profit $273.
Clearly it's harder to go 3-0 than it is 1-0. So if you're trying to make the best profit, it's best to just put it all on one game. It has the most reward, but also the most risk. 0-1 is the easiest way to lose $300. It's much more likely to go 0-1 than it is 0-3.
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To conclude, don't ever bet on an even number of games. If you're trying for the best risk-reward, bet on 1 game. If you're trying to protect yourself and have the best chances of making money, bet on 3 games.
I figured out Super Bowl 49
The answer to who will win lies not in the players or coaches. The answer doesn't begin with these teams at all. It begins on January 4th. The Dallas Cowboys were hosting the Detroit Lions. But you might remember it as...
Whenever any decision or action is made, it creates multiple timelines. Throughout a single football game, this happens thousands of times. Over the course of a season, a million different timelines are created and only one is lived out as reality.
When the officials threw the flag for pass interference late in the Cowboys-Lions game, two timelines were available. One was to be expected. They would announce pass interference and the Lions would be in an excellent position to win the game. But that is not the timeline that became reality. In the timeline that we know, the officials picked up the flag without explanation. The Lions punted. The Cowboys had the ball, scored and won the game.
This moment was the catalyst for everything that has followed since. Picking up the flag cause a karmic chain reaction. The Cowboys beat the Lions, but they really shouldn't have.
A week later, the Cowboys played the Packers. Tony Romo threw a deep pass on 4th and 2 that was caught by Dez Bryant. He took three steps and reached the ball out for the goal line. The ball never moved or wobbled until he was down by contact. It was ruled a catch. Upon further video review, they officials reversed the call. This was karmic payback. The Packers beat the Cowboys, but they really shouldn't have.
A week later, the Packers played the Seahawks. Green Bay dominated the entire game. Russell Wilson played terribly. And then one of the strangest, most I can't believe what I'm seeing sequences of all times happened. The Seahawks beat the Packers, but they really shouldn't have.
Which brings us to Super Bowl 49.
I expect the Seahawks to have a double-digit lead in the 2nd or 3rd quarter. But either through a combination of a questionable call, fluke turnover, or trick play, the Patriots will end the season as Champions. The chain reaction will be complete.
The Picked Up Flag game.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) January 5, 2015
Whenever any decision or action is made, it creates multiple timelines. Throughout a single football game, this happens thousands of times. Over the course of a season, a million different timelines are created and only one is lived out as reality.
When the officials threw the flag for pass interference late in the Cowboys-Lions game, two timelines were available. One was to be expected. They would announce pass interference and the Lions would be in an excellent position to win the game. But that is not the timeline that became reality. In the timeline that we know, the officials picked up the flag without explanation. The Lions punted. The Cowboys had the ball, scored and won the game.
This moment was the catalyst for everything that has followed since. Picking up the flag cause a karmic chain reaction. The Cowboys beat the Lions, but they really shouldn't have.
A week later, the Cowboys played the Packers. Tony Romo threw a deep pass on 4th and 2 that was caught by Dez Bryant. He took three steps and reached the ball out for the goal line. The ball never moved or wobbled until he was down by contact. It was ruled a catch. Upon further video review, they officials reversed the call. This was karmic payback. The Packers beat the Cowboys, but they really shouldn't have.
A week later, the Packers played the Seahawks. Green Bay dominated the entire game. Russell Wilson played terribly. And then one of the strangest, most I can't believe what I'm seeing sequences of all times happened. The Seahawks beat the Packers, but they really shouldn't have.
Which brings us to Super Bowl 49.
I expect the Seahawks to have a double-digit lead in the 2nd or 3rd quarter. But either through a combination of a questionable call, fluke turnover, or trick play, the Patriots will end the season as Champions. The chain reaction will be complete.
Monday, January 19, 2015
Why I'm Getting a Vasectomy
I am fortunate enough to have two healthy, amazing children.
It's true what they say, that love is an infinite resource. It would be possible to have more children and love them completely.
But there are other finite resources that it takes to be a parent.
The time we get to share with the people in our lives is precious. Being a father to these two boys is not a title. It means going camping, taking them to movies and ball games, building arts & crafts, helping them with homework. They deserve my undivided time and energy.
They also deserve my money. I work hard to give them experiences that provide fulfillment. Down the road, I want to do whatever I can to help them with a car and college. I don't know if I'll be able to provide everything that even I was provided, but I'm going to do my best.
When my boys are 6 and 8 (7 and 8 in the summer) I want to take them to Disneyland, not be stuck at home because I'm taking care of an infant. When they're 12 and 13, maybe we could be going to London, maybe we'll be camping in the mountains all the time, not limited by anyone else. They deserve that.
I don't know what the future holds in terms of relationships for me. It's entirely possible that I could have a fulfilling long-term romantic relationship. Maybe she will have kids of her own. And I recognize that by making this decision now, I'm taking away an opportunity for this mythical future woman to give birth with me.
But I don't want any more children. It's as simple as that.
This Friday, I'm going to make sure that doesn't happen.
It's true what they say, that love is an infinite resource. It would be possible to have more children and love them completely.
But there are other finite resources that it takes to be a parent.
The time we get to share with the people in our lives is precious. Being a father to these two boys is not a title. It means going camping, taking them to movies and ball games, building arts & crafts, helping them with homework. They deserve my undivided time and energy.
They also deserve my money. I work hard to give them experiences that provide fulfillment. Down the road, I want to do whatever I can to help them with a car and college. I don't know if I'll be able to provide everything that even I was provided, but I'm going to do my best.
When my boys are 6 and 8 (7 and 8 in the summer) I want to take them to Disneyland, not be stuck at home because I'm taking care of an infant. When they're 12 and 13, maybe we could be going to London, maybe we'll be camping in the mountains all the time, not limited by anyone else. They deserve that.
I don't know what the future holds in terms of relationships for me. It's entirely possible that I could have a fulfilling long-term romantic relationship. Maybe she will have kids of her own. And I recognize that by making this decision now, I'm taking away an opportunity for this mythical future woman to give birth with me.
But I don't want any more children. It's as simple as that.
This Friday, I'm going to make sure that doesn't happen.
Playoff Picks
Dave: 8-2
Mark: 5-5
Simmons: 5-5
If the three of us put $100 on every game...Mark and Simmons would be down $45.
I would be up $528.
Mark: 5-5
Simmons: 5-5
If the three of us put $100 on every game...Mark and Simmons would be down $45.
I would be up $528.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
Wilson
Russell Wilson is in his 3rd NFL season. He's 5-1 in the playoffs. With a playoff win in all three seasons, back to back Super Bowl appearances, 1 Super Bowl win and a chance at 2.
I still think he's overrated and not that great of a quarterback.
For the 2014-2015 season, I'd rather have had Rodgers, Brady, Manning, Luck, Romo, Brees, for sure. He's in the mix with Roethlisburger, Stafford, Flacco. By my count, Wilson is the 9th best QB in the league.
Strange thing to say about a guy with the record he has.
NFL Loopholes
AJ Hawk sacks Russell Wilson. The runner is down, ergo the play is over. A Seahawk lineman comes in and hits Hawk late. Draws a flag. But the Packers want to keep the result of the play, so they have to decline the penalty.
Very reminiscent of this loophole.
In essence, any time you give up a bad play on offense (turnover or big sack) you're completely free to kick other players in the balls and poke their eyes out because the defense will decline any unsporstmanlike penalty.
Very reminiscent of this loophole.
In essence, any time you give up a bad play on offense (turnover or big sack) you're completely free to kick other players in the balls and poke their eyes out because the defense will decline any unsporstmanlike penalty.
Game of Runs
Illinois opened the game with a 9-0 run.
Illinois had another 11-0 run in the first half.
Illinois had a 21-2 run in the second half.
Illinois led 61-52 with 11 minutes to go.
Illinois led 72-67 with 3 minutes to go.
Today this team played some of its best basketball all year, but don't have anything to show for it.
Illinois had another 11-0 run in the first half.
Illinois had a 21-2 run in the second half.
Illinois led 61-52 with 11 minutes to go.
Illinois led 72-67 with 3 minutes to go.
Today this team played some of its best basketball all year, but don't have anything to show for it.
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Playoff Bowls Matter, Non-Playoff Bowls Don't
Here are the television audiences for all the bowl games.
My first takeaway was that over 2 million people saw Illinois lose.
The bigger point is that people tune into the playoff bowls FAR more than the others.
The best non-playoff bowl rating was the Cotton with 9.09M, 8 million more viewers than the worst.
The lowest playoff bowl rating was the Rose at 28M, 19 million more than the Cotton.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Sunday, January 11, 2015
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