Instead of putting Shaq in a commercial, if I'm Buick I would just change the name of the company.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) June 15, 2012
The real question is would you tell customers that these cars used to be called Buicks.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) June 15, 2012
I'm trying to think of the worst sounding new car company that I would still buy instead of a @buick.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) June 15, 2012
Cars I would rather buy than a @buick: Sandwood, Jumperoo, Platforma, Tablecar.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) June 15, 2012
Buick proudly announced they sold 14 cars in 2012.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 5, 2013
Somewhere out there, someone woke up and said, "Today's the day I finally get that Buick I've had my eye on."
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 5, 2013
Buick announces that the 2014 Buick Whatever will come standard with a tape deck. #progress
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 5, 2013
Peyton Manning agreed to be in a Buick commercial for 4 million and the promise to never actually be in a Buick.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 5, 2013
I've got nothing against Buick. I just find it hard to believe that they still exist.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 5, 2013
I wish I had a time machine so I could edit Buick's wikipedia page with the year they went bankrupt.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 5, 2013
In 2010, a wife shot her husband after he bought a brand new Buick. The courts ruled it a justified homicide.
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 22, 2013
Here's a classic: A man walks into an auto parts store and says, "I'd like a gas cap for my Buick." The clerk: "Sounds like a fair trade."
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 22, 2013
One time I stole the Buick CEO's debit card and tried to buy a burrito. "Insufficient funds."
— Dave Fymbo (@davefymbo) January 22, 2013
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