Calcutta Transcript for Playoff Teams

Here's the 2019 auction transcript for just the playoff teams.

AFC

1-seed Baltimore Ravens

Dave: Ravens for 1
Matt: out
Niraj: 1.25
Dave: 1.5
Niraj: 2
Dave: 2.5
Niraj: out

2-seed Kansas City Chiefs

Dave: Chiefs for $5
Niraj: 5.5
Matt: 6
Dave: 7
Kirat: 6.15
Niraj: so much table talk
Mark: 6.5 on more of that loser money for the chiefs
Niraj: 6.6
Mark: 7.5
Dave: 7.75
Mark: 8
Kirat: 8.05
Dave: 8.25
Kirat: 8.3
Matt: otu
Dave: 8.5
Mark: 8.55
Kirat: 8.6
Dave: 8.8
Kirat: 8.85
Mark: 9
Kirat: out
Dave: 9.25
Mark: 9.3
Dave: 9.5
Mark: 9.95
Dave: 10 final offer
Mark: 10.05
Just want to see if you're a liar
Kirat: now thats table talk
Dave: well shit

3-seed New England Patriots

Kirat: patriots 6
Mark: 7
Kirat: 8
Dave: 8.5
Mark: 8.5
Kirat: 8.9
Mark: 9
Kirat: 9.5
Dave: mark you going costa rica?
Mark: thought about it, but nah

4-seed Houston Texans

Matt: Texans .1
Mark: .55
Matt: .6
Dave: 2
Kirat has left.
Niraj: 2.5
Dave: 3
Matt: 3.1
Dave: 3.5
Matt: 3.6
Niraj: 3.75
Dave: 4
Matt: 4.1
Dave: out
Niraj: 4.25
Matt: 4.5
Niraj: 4.75
Matt: 5
Niraj: 5.25
Matt: 5.3
Niraj: 5.5
Matt: 5.7
Niraj: out
Dave: wowza

5-seed Buffalo Bills

Dave: .6 on bills
Matt: 1
Mark: what an asshole, right burnsy?
Dave: 1.4
Niraj: seriously

6-seed Tennessee Titans

Mark: titans for .55
Dave: .60
Niraj: 1
Mark: am i going to get to use my money?
Dave: haha
Dave: 1.25
Niraj: 1.5
Dave: out

Loser Money Winner: Cincinnati Bengals

Mark: bengals for .55
Dave: .6
Dave: matt?
Matt: nope


NFC

1-seed San Francisco 49ers

Mark: lets stay in the area. 49ers for .55
Matt: Burfict will spear Mahomes and concus him
Dave: .60
Dave: going?
Dave: gone

2-seed Green Bay Packers

Niraj: Packers 1
Matt: out
Mark: you're not letting me play
Dave: 2
Niraj: 2.5
Dave: 3
Niraj: 3.5
Dave: 4
Niraj: 5
Dave: yours

3-seed New Orleans Saints

Matt: Saints .5
Mark: the patriots are done. the jets are winning the division
Niraj: 2
Kirat: 5
Dave: 6
Niraj: 6.5
Kirat: 6.6
Dave: 7
Niraj: 7.25
Kirat: 7.4
Dave: 7.5
Kirat: 7.7
Dave: 8
Niraj: 8.5
Kirat: 9
Dave: goddamn

4-seed Philadelphia Eagles

Mark: eagles for .55
Dave: 1
Matt: 1.1
Niraj: And I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man
Dave: 1.5
Niraj: 1.6
Dave: 2
Niraj: 2.5
Dave: 3
Niraj: 3.5
Dave: 4
Niraj: 4.5
Dave: 5
Niraj: 5.5
Dave: 7
Niraj: hey-o! out
Matt: All this for the eagles?
Dave: gone
Kirat: wow
Matt: Carson Wentz will play +/- 8 games?

5-seed Seattle Seahawks

Kirat: seahawks 1.5
Dave: 1.55
Kirat: out
Niraj: 1.6
Dave: 2
Niraj: 2.25
Dave: out

6-seed Minnesota Vikings

Kirat: is fym saving $ for 2021?
Niraj: lol
Niraj: Vikings 0.5
Dave: we haven't gotten to the good teams yet
Kirat: true.
Niraj: saving for the Dolphins
Mark: .55
Niraj: use $20 to win 3
Dave: 1
Mark: out
Niraj: 1.5
Dave: 1.75
Niraj: out
Dave: going
Dave: gone
Dave: matt you there?
Niraj: is matt there?
Niraj: probably fell asleep eating cheese

Other Highlights from the Auction

Kirat: dolphins .95
Niraj: 1
Dave: WOW
Kirat: this loser $ is a great call Fym
Niraj: booyah, 300% return

Matt: Dolphins .6
Dave: no
Dave: broncos and bucs
Matt: do i get the dolphins or no?
Dave: Matt you have to pick Broncos or Bucs
Dave: Burnsy owns the Dolphins
Mark: burnsy already bought them
Niraj: Dolphins were long gone
Matt: shit
Niraj: lolol
Matt: I give so few fucks

Niraj: gotta add more rows for Dave's penny stocks ;P

Mark: always go for the big dicks. trust me