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First off, all credit to the Eagles. They outplayed, outmuscled and outcoached the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX. 

Here is the complete list of Quarterbacks drafted since 2013 to win a Super Bowl:

Patrick Mahomes

Jalen Hurts

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I'm going to make an effort to focus my attention on the big picture.

Here are the standings for the last ten Super Bowls (50-59)

Chiefs: 3

Patriots: 2

Eagles: 2

Broncos: 1

Bucs: 1

Rams: 1

So if you were a clean slate and had a time machine that could travel you back 10 years and you could pick any team in the NFL to follow and be a fan of, you'd still pick the Chiefs. 

How far back would you have to travel for that answer to not be the Chiefs?

The 2004 NFL season. 

And even then, the answer is Pats in first place, Chiefs in second place. 

How far back do you have to go to bump the Chiefs out of second place?

The 1986 NFL season. 

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Literally my first Super Bowl memory is January 1990. 

So here is the top of the podium since I've been watching football: (Super Bowls 24-59)

1st place: Patriots

2nd place: Chiefs, Broncos, Cowboys, Giants (all tied with 3)

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Turns out it's really, really hard to win three Super Bowls in a row.