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Of course this is satire. It would be ridiculous for such a great team like the Patriots to be found guilty of breaking the rules of the game.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Breaking: Entire Patriots Roster Admits to Using HGH
BOSTON, Mass. -- In a surprise press conference, The New England Patriots admitted that they started taking HGH this offseason. Although, to be fair, they said that some of their players started it long before this offseason: Bruschi in 2004, Vrabel in 2003, Brady in 2000 and Seau in 1993. Also of note, Brady is probable for Week 8 vs Redskins.
Of course this is satire. It would be ridiculous for such a great team like the Patriots to be found guilty of breaking the rules of the game.
Of course this is satire. It would be ridiculous for such a great team like the Patriots to be found guilty of breaking the rules of the game.
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Some doctors have been concerned about giving HGH to diabetics. Previous studies, including Dr. Rudman's study using large doses of HGH, showed that HGH had caused increased insulin resistance in patients, so diabetics saw an increase in blood glucose levels.
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