The Bonerjam is back on after a bye in week 5:
Gus Frerotte thought it would be really swell for his team if they could replicate the Cowboys win over the Bills. He did his part by throwing 5 picks, just like Romo. But I guess the defense let him down. Also, Brian Leonard proved that being white should be considered an injury for running backs.
In a classic NFC North defensive struggle, there were 8 touchdowns, all for more than 30 yards. The Bears became the first defense to give up 3 60-yard+ plays from scrimmage. But on the bright side they have Hester! On the dull side, welcome to last place...in the NFC North.
The Dolphins-Browns games was blacked out nationally, by edict of Commissioner Goodell, "For the good of the league." I can tell you that Derek Anderson might be the best NFL quarterback named Derek. Meanwhile, Cleo Lemon had 4 touchdowns while losing to the Browns. That sentence has a lot of parts that don't make a lot of sense.
Brett Favre announced his retirement after beating the Redskins 17-14, saying "Now that I've broken the record for most interceptions, there isn't much motivation for me to keep playing."
The Jaguars simply don't care that they don't have any fans, they're going to keep winning anyways. Meanwhile the AFC South is really good...
Assuming that Vince Young isn't out for too long. Sure a lot of people might point to the Madden jinx, but maybe it's the McNabb jinx--karmic payback for when VY chose not to defend McNabb's comments earlier in the year. Or maybe God just doesn't want things to go to well for Kige Ramsey.
At Arrowhead, Marvin Lewis was quoted as saying, "Why don't we play these games on paper. The League should look into that."
The Eagles are 2-0 in games with throwback jerseys and 0-3 in games with current jerseys. Bring back the canary blue!
It's Rattay vs Testaverde! You don't even know what teams they're playing for! Some team out west, right? Like the 49ers or something. Cardinals, huh? Okay. Vinny's only touchdown was on they brilliant play call of "Smith, go deep"
This New England team is pretty good, but I guess we'll find out how good next week, when they have to go ON THE ROAD to Miami.
Tomlinson 4 touchdowns. I think he was just hustling the people in his FFL so that he could trade for himself.
Reggie Bush had a 100-yard rushing game against the Seahawks. That it is, he had one, until he lost yards, finishing with 97. But the player of the game was, you guessed it, Pierre Thomas. He had the first score of the game, setting the tone for the Saints.
And as for the game that hasn't been played, ESPN is really pissed about the whole Vick thing. In their commercials for the Giants-Falcons game they highlight: Eli Manning, Plaxico Burress and the Giants Defense going against...wait for it...the Falcons. Zero name recognition players according to ESPN.
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